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hangingfire:

mcroft:

tastefullyoffensive:

[stickycomics]

I hate it when TALKSHOW claps afterwards.  How do they f’ing know the show was any good?

Let’s not forget Glow-Hole’s close cousin, iPad Photographer.

We call him Ansel iPad.

hangingfire:

mcroft:

tastefullyoffensive:

[stickycomics]

I hate it when TALKSHOW claps afterwards.  How do they f’ing know the show was any good?

Let’s not forget Glow-Hole’s close cousin, iPad Photographer.

We call him Ansel iPad.

copperbadge:

navalenigma:

Aggressively southern gay

The best kind of southern gay!

IAWOP

copperbadge:

navalenigma:

Aggressively southern gay

The best kind of southern gay!

IAWOP

tastefullyoffensive:

[stickycomics]

I hate it when TALKSHOW claps afterwards.  How do they f’ing know the show was any good?

tastefullyoffensive:

[stickycomics]

I hate it when TALKSHOW claps afterwards.  How do they f’ing know the show was any good?

Anonymous said: Ok, I gotta ask. How does one end up taking a medieval sex class?

charminglyantiquated:

The path of an English major veers through some strange lands, my friend.

verbum sap.

‘Prayer Loop Song’ by SupamanHe’s a member of the Crow nation, and he mixes traditional songs and dance with Hip Hop.  

And it’s very catchy.  Genre fashion == hybrid vigor.  Give it a listen!

‘Prayer Loop Song’ by Supaman
He’s a member of the Crow nation, and he mixes traditional songs and dance with Hip Hop. And it’s very catchy. Genre fashion == hybrid vigor. Give it a listen!

cleowho:

"So, she kissed me."

The Vampires of Venice - series 05 - 2010

It’s a good thing Rory didn’t have the torch.  Torch-smacking is a violation of the geneva convention.

tastefullyoffensive:

[corraven]

only weeks old, and already wants you kids off his lawn.

tastefullyoffensive:

[corraven]

only weeks old, and already wants you kids off his lawn.

onna4:

I don’t even ship them

There you go.  But whose shirt was it originally?

sandrayln:

scottish-badger:

OK SO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GLASGOW YOU WILL KNOW FROM THIS STATUE
THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE IN ROYAL EXCHANGE SQUARE IN GLASGOW AND YES HE HAS A TRAFFIC CONE ON HIS HEAD
NOW LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE LIVED IN GLASGOW FOR 18 AND A HALF YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN THIS MAN WITHOUT A CONE ON HIS HEAD
IT HAS BEEN REMOVED SO MANY TIMES BY THE COUNCIL BUT SOMEHOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET BACK UP THERE AND ITS NOT A SMALL STATUE ITS PRETTY FUCKING BIG SO WHOEVER KEEPS ON PUTTING UP THERE IS A DETERMINED WEE FUCKER
IT HAS BECOME A NATIONAL SYMBOL FOR GLASGOW CAUSE ITS JUST THE EPITOME OF GLASWEGIAN HUMOUR AND THEY EVEN PAINTED THE CONE FUCKING GOLD FOR THE OLYMPICS
AND A FEW MONTHS AGO THE COUNCIL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO RAISE UP THE STATUE SO PEOPLE COULDNT PUT THE CONE ON AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS FUCKING PANDAEMONIUM ABOUT GLASGOW IT WAS AS IF WORLD WAR THREE HAD BROKEN OUT THERE WERE FACEBOOK PAGES AND PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AND ALL SORTS TO KEEP THE CONE ON
SO LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT THIS STUPID STATUE AND ITS STUPID CONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCOTS IN PARTICULAR GLASWEGIANS CAUSE WE CANT DECIDE WHETHER WE WANT TO RULE OUR OWN COUNTRY OR NOT BUT IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO TAKE THE CONE OFF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTONS HEAD THERE WILL BE A NATION WIDE OUTRAGE AND GLASGOWS OWN VERSION OF LES MIS WILL HAPPEN I AINT FUCKING KIDDIN

*laugh*
Also, one of the better sculptural horse heads I’ve seen.

The Gallant Duke of York Wellington,He had ten thousand menHe marched them up to the top of the hillAnd marched them down again
And when they’re up, they’re upAnd when they’re down, they’re downAnd when they’re only half way upThey’re neither up nor down.They have traffic cones on their heads.

sandrayln:

scottish-badger:

OK SO EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GLASGOW YOU WILL KNOW FROM THIS STATUE

THIS MY FRIENDS IS THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON STATUE IN ROYAL EXCHANGE SQUARE IN GLASGOW AND YES HE HAS A TRAFFIC CONE ON HIS HEAD

NOW LET ME TELL YOU I HAVE LIVED IN GLASGOW FOR 18 AND A HALF YEARS AND NOT ONCE HAVE I SEEN THIS MAN WITHOUT A CONE ON HIS HEAD

IT HAS BEEN REMOVED SO MANY TIMES BY THE COUNCIL BUT SOMEHOW IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET BACK UP THERE AND ITS NOT A SMALL STATUE ITS PRETTY FUCKING BIG SO WHOEVER KEEPS ON PUTTING UP THERE IS A DETERMINED WEE FUCKER

IT HAS BECOME A NATIONAL SYMBOL FOR GLASGOW CAUSE ITS JUST THE EPITOME OF GLASWEGIAN HUMOUR AND THEY EVEN PAINTED THE CONE FUCKING GOLD FOR THE OLYMPICS

AND A FEW MONTHS AGO THE COUNCIL SAID THEY WERE GOING TO RAISE UP THE STATUE SO PEOPLE COULDNT PUT THE CONE ON AND LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS FUCKING PANDAEMONIUM ABOUT GLASGOW IT WAS AS IF WORLD WAR THREE HAD BROKEN OUT THERE WERE FACEBOOK PAGES AND PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AND ALL SORTS TO KEEP THE CONE ON

SO LONG AND SHORT OF IT IS THAT THIS STUPID STATUE AND ITS STUPID CONE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCOTS IN PARTICULAR GLASWEGIANS CAUSE WE CANT DECIDE WHETHER WE WANT TO RULE OUR OWN COUNTRY OR NOT BUT IF YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO TAKE THE CONE OFF THE DUKE OF WELLINGTONS HEAD THERE WILL BE A NATION WIDE OUTRAGE AND GLASGOWS OWN VERSION OF LES MIS WILL HAPPEN I AINT FUCKING KIDDIN

*laugh*

Also, one of the better sculptural horse heads I’ve seen.

The Gallant Duke of York Wellington,
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And marched them down again


And when they’re up, they’re up
And when they’re down, they’re down
And when they’re only half way up
They’re neither up nor down.They have traffic cones on their heads.

tastefullyoffensive:

Celebrity Magazine Covers Seamlessly Blended With Classic Paintings

by Eisen Bernard Bernando

Some of these are very well done.

asylum-art:

Winged Victory of Samothrace-Νίκη τῆς Σαμοθράκης

Victory of Samothrace is a Greek sculpture of the Hellenistic period (second century BC) depicting the goddess Nike, the personification of victory, placed on the front of a ship. She is currently in the Musée du Louvre. The total height of the monument is 5.57 meters. The Centre for Research and Restoration of the Museums of France (C2RMF), which had tested the statue was able to identify minute traces of blue, invisible to the naked eye. “These traces can be concluded that the polychrome statue was, at least in part,” the museum. The coat of the statue was to be decorated with a colored stripe. Another surprise: a lock escaping the bun Victory appeared on the back of the neck, hidden under a capping modern plaster dating from the twentieth century. Discovered in 1863 off the Greek island of Samothrace (northeast Aegean), reconstructed in the Louvre between 1880 and 1884, she set foot on a base shaped prow placed on a pedestal. It has been completely restored and reinstalled on its base.

That has got to be one pissed off Weeping Angel.  

Twelve’s first words upon awaking in “Listen” were the Fourth Doctor’s first words after regenerating.