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nihtegale:

A knight spears a unicorn, who lies with its head in the lap of a virgin c.1225-1250

It really should’ve taken that knight less than 25 years to spear that unicorn…

nihtegale:

A knight spears a unicorn, who lies with its head in the lap of a virgin c.1225-1250

It really should’ve taken that knight less than 25 years to spear that unicorn…

"My eyebrows, which I’ve never taken much notice of in my life before, Steven’s decided are the most amazing comic devices. Now in the scripts, as a stage direction, instead of saying, “The Doctor looks peeved” or “The Doctor looks annoyed,” they just write, “Eyebrows.” I’m supposed to do something with my eyebrows."

'Doctor Who' and the Eyebrows of Peter Capaldi - NYTimes.com (via doctorwho)

"Doctor Who and the Eyebrows of Peter Capaldi" by Terrence Dicks is one of the lesser known Target novelisations, isn’t it?

It’s the one where 11 goes back to Pompeii after meeting young Amelia and donates Eyebrows to Peter, so that he can have them after he regenerates. A fun story…

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

Dead on!  Modern fantasy is so 1982…

discardingimages:

lion-headed peacockMuḥammad ibn Maḥmūd Ṭūsī, ʿAjāyib al-makhlūqāt va-gharāyib al-mawjūdāt, Turkey 16th century.
Baltimore, Walters, Ms. W.593, fol. 178a

discardingimages:

lion-headed peacock

Muḥammad ibn Maḥmūd Ṭūsī, ʿAjāyib al-makhlūqāt va-gharāyib al-mawjūdāt, Turkey 16th century.

Baltimore, Walters, Ms. W.593, fol. 178a

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

image

a BIG FUCKING FROG

… I suppose if that’s your BFF you must be a frony?

tastefullyoffensive:

[@oldspice]

I had never before this day considered following @OldSpice

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

hangingfire:

itscolossal:

A Swirling Willow Figure Rises from the Grounds of Shambellie House in Scotland

You can tell a lot about a person based on whether their initial reaction to this is “I am Groot” or “It is time to keep your appointment with the wicker man.”

"It is time to keep your appointment with Groot."

hangingfire:

itscolossal:

A Swirling Willow Figure Rises from the Grounds of Shambellie House in Scotland

You can tell a lot about a person based on whether their initial reaction to this is “I am Groot” or “It is time to keep your appointment with the wicker man.”

"It is time to keep your appointment with Groot."

cleowho:

The Stones of Blood - season 16 - 1978

The Waters of Mars  - special #3 - 2009

for