Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Psionics is making salsa with your mind…
Are we human, or are we dancer, Or are we prancer, or are we vixen, or are we comet, Or are we Cupid, or are we Donner, or are we blitzen?
If you’re lucky, this will be my only christmas post.